Newsletter Detective Gifts

"Just as I thought! In small print it says our union newsletter was printed in Mexico!"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The birth of junk mail.

American Venn diagram

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

The Hummingbird

The Hypocritic Oath

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Elephant Tracks.

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"Great location. Let's check it out."

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

Daddy finished his review of your Christmas Newsletter.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"

Beggars' sign - 'Firmly believed my own financial newsletter'.

News of the Underworld

'I've got a frog in my throat. . . heh, heh!'

"There aren't too many things more unsettling than discovering an old mattress in the woods. So creepy." "It's like a cold case crime podcast waiting to happen... Let's get outta here!"

Reporter #2: plant.

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."

We're fact checking your story.