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"Just as I thought! In small print it says our union newsletter was printed in Mexico!"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

The birth of junk mail.

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

American Venn diagram

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

The Hypocritic Oath

The Hummingbird

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Elephant Tracks.

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

"Great location. Let's check it out."

Daddy finished his review of your Christmas Newsletter.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

In Plain Sight

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

"Gosh, it really is impossible to tell the deepfakes from the shallow ones."

Beggars' sign - 'Firmly believed my own financial newsletter'.

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"

News of the Underworld

"There aren't too many things more unsettling than discovering an old mattress in the woods. So creepy." "It's like a cold case crime podcast waiting to happen... Let's get outta here!"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."

'I've got a frog in my throat. . . heh, heh!'

Reporter #2: plant.