Newsletter Enthusiast Gifts

"Give me your email address, and I'll send you my newsletter."

"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"If you were stranded on a desert island, what financial newsletter would you want?"

Beggars' sign - 'Firmly believed my own financial newsletter'.

"Remember, Helen, if you retire early, the newsletter will print your age."

Daddy finished his review of your Christmas Newsletter.

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"Mail's here."

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

American Venn diagram

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

The birth of junk mail.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Here's the junk mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Mail

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'It's unto thee.'

'Slow Connection'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

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