Mail Detective Gifts

"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Anything for me?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Dog's game

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Delivery."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.