Mail Detective Mugs

"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Anything for me?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Dog's game

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Delivery."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."