Email Scam Detective Gifts

'Any collateral other than this letter from a Nigerian banker's widow?'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

The Eternal Question

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Mary had a little spam

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Gone Phishing

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

Spam Folders

"Dog house"

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Get rich quick giving seminars!

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

"Just as I thought! In small print it says our union newsletter was printed in Mexico!"

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

Invisible Pups For Sale Both Parents Can Be Seen

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

"I received your email, but it's missing the link."

Web (In)Security

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"