Email Investigative Detective Gifts

"I received your email, but it's missing the link."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The new Physics

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I only told a few friends."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Spam traps on mobiles

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

The Darknet starts right here.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"That's not what it says on the Web."

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"When we went inside the numbers, we found goo."

Information and Still don't get it.

The Big Bad Wolf

"I warned him being online was dangerous."