Email Scam Detective Pillows

'Any collateral other than this letter from a Nigerian banker's widow?'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

The Eternal Question

Mary had a little spam

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Gone Phishing

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

"Dog house"

Spam Folders

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Get rich quick giving seminars!

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

"Just as I thought! In small print it says our union newsletter was printed in Mexico!"

Invisible Pups For Sale Both Parents Can Be Seen

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

"I received your email, but it's missing the link."

Web (In)Security

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"I forget...which one of us is occupant and which of us is resident?"