Mail Defender Gifts

"Dog house"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

Nuclear waste.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

COP26 GLASGOW

Man with Sword in Penholder

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

In 5 Years...

Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

'I am an unhappy employee.'

Job Stress.

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

Global Warming.

The Devil lights a fuse to blow up Earth.