Mail Delivery Defenders Gifts

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Anything for me?"

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Hello, Number 6!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"Delivery."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.