Delivery Debater Gifts

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'How can I guarantee delivery?'

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Tracking app: '3 minutes ago, we couldn't deliver your toilet paper parcel because you didn't answer the door.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"You owe me five bucks."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'My opponent hates cats.'

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

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