Donation Debater Gifts

The New Political Calculus: 'Didn't it use to be just to the power of ten?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

2016 election squabbles!

Recession

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

The United States Public Debt.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'It's your debt to society.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Brexit

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

World Cop.

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Our flag means debt."

The press offers different interpretations of the same speech.