Donation Debaters Gifts

First Church of 100% Donation Rate: Featuring Sermons That Name Names!'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Changing Minds

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

2016 election squabbles!

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

Brexit

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

Play It Safe