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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Changing Minds

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

2016 election squabbles!

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Brexit

If there were no religion...s

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'