Devotion Debater Gifts

My belief is better than yours!

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

2016 election squabbles!

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Worst. God. Ever.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"