Devotion Debater Mugs

My belief is better than yours!

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

2016 election squabbles!

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"