Donation Deliberator Gifts

"He's stressing about giving one large donation or a bunch of small ones."

"He's stressing about giving one large donation or a bunch of small ones."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

Supreme Court Crunch

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

'My cash flow? It flows right out of my hands to my creditors.'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to Conservative."

"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

The moment of truth.

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."