Dinner Debater Gifts

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"The cooker's broken, we'll have to eat out."

'What are we having for dinner?'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"And another thing. . . Why can you never get a plumber when you need one?"

'Nice guys finish last - is that your philosophy of life or sex?'

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

Take this steak back, I can't even cut it.

'And another thing - I'm not your side order!'

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Going, going, gone to Sotheby's...your dinner's under the hammer.

'It IS your dinner----eat!'

Waiter battles with his customers.

Go out to dinner? but we just went out to dinner on our last anniversary!

'Before we start, would anyone like any grated cheese on their quarterly report?'

"You owe me five bucks."

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

"Because of the war can we split this?"

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Anyway enough talking about ME...let's talk about my job instead!"

"She's on a diet."

Would you convey my compliments to the fly steward? Actually, we call him "the fly wrangler."

"You get what you pay for" is a famous expression, Gloria. If I were to pick up the tab at dinner tonight, they'd have to change it to "You get what I pay for." Can you imagine the logistics that would involve? ? ?

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"Do you two need a little more time?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"