Dining Debaters Gifts

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Here's how our eating challenge works. The meal is free if you finish it without running across the street for a burger afterwards."

"You owe me five bucks."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'All right, I agree with you.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'