Dining Debate Aficionados Gifts

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"You owe me five bucks."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

"Do you two need a little more time?"

"Because of the war can we split this?"