Dinner Debate Enthusiast Gifts

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"You owe me five bucks."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

Alexis Tsipras meets Francois Hollande

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'