Dinner Debate Lover Gifts

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

"You owe me five bucks."

The economy.

Our Two Parties, Explained

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Changing Minds

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Armageddon

Roe v. Wade

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Unanimous voting.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price