Dinner Dialogue Lovers Gifts

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"You owe me five bucks."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Exciting potato bugs.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Chick in noodle soup.

'All right, I agree with you.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."