Dinner Conversation Enthusiast Gifts

"Are we dining in the 'Tolerating the Status Quo' or the 'Mad As Hell At Everything' section tonight?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

Chick in noodle soup.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

Mom prepares a family dinner

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"What's the Chef's Surprise Sir? Well, he's VERY surprised his kitchen has just survived a visit from the Government Food and Hygiene Inspector!"

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

"Let’s start with that waiter over there."

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

"Did I tell you that I'm seeing a chiropractor?" "That's great. Is it helping your back?" "Are you kidding, my back is killing me. We see each other every night."

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

Colin's sixth sense tells him that his date isn't going so well.

"Ein Gesichtsprüfer namens Ted hat heute Morgen wegen seines Nachrufs angerufen."

'It's Chris Tarrant - do you know anything about Egytpian pottery?'