Dinner Conversation Enthusiast Gifts

"Are we dining in the 'Tolerating the Status Quo' or the 'Mad As Hell At Everything' section tonight?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

Chick in noodle soup.

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

Mom prepares a family dinner

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Break Bread, Not Wind.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

"Did I tell you that I'm seeing a chiropractor?" "That's great. Is it helping your back?" "Are you kidding, my back is killing me. We see each other every night."

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"Let’s start with that waiter over there."

"What's the Chef's Surprise Sir? Well, he's VERY surprised his kitchen has just survived a visit from the Government Food and Hygiene Inspector!"

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

Colin's sixth sense tells him that his date isn't going so well.

"Or we could just order something in."