Dinner And Discourse Aficionado Gifts

'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"....and hold the garlic."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'