Dinner And Discourse Aficionado Pillows

'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"....and hold the garlic."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.