Ironic Dinner Enthusiast Pillows

'Hello dear, have I kept you waiting long?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

Lunch Broker

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

Mom prepares a family dinner

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"Examine the bottle? Sniff the cork? At these prices why am I doing all the work?"

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Try to finish it all, our dog ran away.'

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."