Dinner Party Debater Gifts

I'd better agree with this guy, or they'll think I'm a racist...

"You owe me five bucks."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'All right, I agree with you.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

The Last Dinner

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

Wegovy diet drug

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.