Dinner Party Debater Prints

I'd better agree with this guy, or they'll think I'm a racist...

"You owe me five bucks."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'All right, I agree with you.'

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

The Last Dinner

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Wegovy diet drug

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.