Dinner Date Debater Prints

'All right, I agree with you.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"You owe me five bucks."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.