New Parent Chuckler Pillows

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

They Removed my Brain.

A (P)ram.

'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'

Beware of teething baby.

Husband and Child in Pram

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'Sandra, I think the baby needs his oil changed.'

'She'll open her eyes in a few days. I don't know about us.'

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

Baby Bat Mobile

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

Baby Teething Problems.

Twins