New Parent Chuckler Pillows

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

A (P)ram.

'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'

Beware of teething baby.

They Removed my Brain.

Husband and Child in Pram

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

'Sandra, I think the baby needs his oil changed.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Baby Teething Problems.

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

Twins

Baby Bat Mobile

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'