New Mom's Time Capsule Gifts

Mother at the Doctors.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Whoa

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Maternity tattoos

Moms gone wild

Whoa

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"Support the head."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out