New Mom On The Block Gifts

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mother Nature

Whoa

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Out of patience

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Ugh Not Again!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Whoa

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Moms gone wild

Maternity Hospital

Maternity tattoos