Newbie Mom Gifts

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mother Nature

Fitness Programme for babies

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Ugh Not Again!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Maternity tattoos

Moms gone wild

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Maternity Hospital