Newbie Mom Gifts

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Whoa

Mother Nature

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Batman's Baby

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Ugh Not Again!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Whoa

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

Moms gone wild

Maternity tattoos

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."