New House Smell Fan Gifts

New house smell.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Hole Sale

'A Dust Cow'.

Orange House of Horrors

Halloween in Bath

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Well that's me detoxed!

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Rep-Tiles.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

"Before this I flipped houses."

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."