New House Smell Fan T-Shirts

New house smell.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'A Dust Cow'.

Orange House of Horrors

Halloween in Bath

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Hole Sale

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Well that's me detoxed!

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"Before this I flipped houses."

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

'Mind your head'