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'It's one of life's little miracles!'

At the market

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Holiday Travel.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Hole Sale

"We moved here for the schools."

A Star is Born.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Freak Family.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

Sharing sweets with dad.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Wednesday wave.'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

Tee for Two

At home with the Tangleheads

Father to son pig...'Son ,remember, mud is thicker than water.'

'Look, I think she recognised you!'