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'It's one of life's little miracles!'

At the market

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Holiday Travel.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Freak Family.

"We moved here for the schools."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Hole Sale

A Star is Born.

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'Wednesday wave.'

Sharing sweets with dad.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

At home with the Tangleheads

Tee for Two

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"