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"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

Hole Sale

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Vents, real and digital.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Maraschino, Inc.

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

New house smell.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

America's Next Top Baby

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"