Neuro-naut Gifts

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Battery Lighthouse

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Pirate

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Clam Spearing

Sub Editor

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Really Early Vikings

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',