Neuro-naut Pillows

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirate

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Battery Lighthouse

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Sub Editor

Clam Spearing

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Really Early Vikings

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'Boat Launch'