Neurodevelopmental Navigator Pillows

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

The Life of Pi

Bad for you but to die for

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

A Preschool of Fish

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Birthing Ball

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Shrink

Number Phobia.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I think this end is loaded."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Cr�che Seige

'Have you been eating right?'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"