Neurodevelopmental Navigator Pillows

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

Bad for you but to die for

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

A Preschool of Fish

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Birthing Ball

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Shrink

Number Phobia.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I think this end is loaded."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Cr�che Seige

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Have you been eating right?'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"