Nervous Jumpers Gifts

Lady asking man to jump first and break the top rail, so she can jump

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Worry tank

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"I don't interview well."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

'I rushed right over from my third try at the bar exam as soon as I heard you were here.'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

'Your first major investment decision?'

'Test Pilot.'

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.