'Let's try it once without the parachute.'
Nervous Adventurer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your nervous adventurer? Find humorous and thoughtful products that acknowledge the courage it takes to explore new horizons. Perfect for someone who loves adventure but might need a gentle nudge to step out of their comfort zone. From mugs and t-shirts to pillows and prints, our collection is designed to inspire and amuse. Support their journey with a touch of wit and encouragement that they'll appreciate every day.
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
Calculation Board - You Are Here
'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'
"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"
'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'
Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.
Neurotics in the tropics
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."
'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'
'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'
'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'
'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'
"If only you knew. . ."
'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'
"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."
Gerald's first ever date remains on track.
Agoraphobic Explorer
'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'
A woman reads a romance novel.
"Ice rink"
"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."
"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"
"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."
"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."
"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
Product Recall (aeroplane)
The plumber asks out the cable lady.
"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."
There are no such things as mountain ghosts.
My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals
"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."
'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'
Nervous Adventurer Gifts Collection
Nervous Adventurer Mugs
Looking for more ways to encourage your nervous adventurer? Check out our collection of inspiring mugs that make every sip a reminder of their courage.
Nervous Adventurer Pillows
Relax and recharge with our cozy pillows that celebrate the journey of the nervous adventurer with humor and warmth.
Nervous Adventurer Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that inspire confidence and adventure, perfect for those stepping out of their comfort zones.
Nervous Adventurer T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts designed to motivate and amuse the adventurous spirit in everyone, even the most cautious explorers.