Nervous Adventurer Pillows

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Neurotics in the tropics

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"If only you knew. . ."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

A woman reads a romance novel.

Agoraphobic Explorer

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Ice rink"

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'