Neighborhood Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for your neighborhood sage? Discover quirky and thoughtful products that capture their wisdom and wit. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something that resonates with their creative spirit and love for guiding the community. Celebrate their timeless knowledge with gifts that are as clever as they are charming, making every moment of sharing wisdom a little more special.

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"He can be very condescending."

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$1: Family Secrets

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“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!” mockup

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill mockup

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

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"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark" mockup

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

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"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?" mockup

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

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'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.' mockup

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.' mockup

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

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'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?' mockup

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

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"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' " mockup

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

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'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?' mockup

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

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'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?' mockup

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

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The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower. mockup

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

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"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way." mockup

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

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'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.' mockup

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

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"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers." mockup

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

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'John... is that a collar?'

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'Happy Town' See the smiley face? mockup

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

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"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..." mockup

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

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'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,' mockup

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

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"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?" mockup

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

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Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits. mockup

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

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Interrupted Shower.

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'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.' mockup

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

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"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell." mockup

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

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Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

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Sketchy Neighborhood

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Neighbourhood watch and slug watch. mockup

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

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Street Smarts.

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"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F." mockup

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

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'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?' mockup

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

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"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..." mockup

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

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"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing." mockup

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

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"Yes, I've seen a few changes."

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'Can Spot come out and play?'

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Neighborhood Sage Gifts Collection

Neighborhood Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that honor neighborhood sages—perfect for daily inspiration and a touch of humor.

Neighborhood Sage Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add a humorous and wise touch to any space, perfect for the creative neighborhood sage.

Neighborhood Sage Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the wisdom and wit of your neighborhood sage—ideal for thoughtful gifting.

Neighborhood Sage T-Shirts

Find witty and charming t-shirts designed for the neighborhood sage—celebrate their wisdom with style.