Negativity Ninja Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the negativity ninja who’s mastered the art of playful sarcasm? Our collection features humorous and clever items that celebrate their creative, light-hearted approach to life's challenges. Whether they’re teasing friends or self-deprecating, these products add a dash of humor and personality to their daily routine. Make their day with a thoughtful, funny gift that acknowledges their sharp wit and love for cleverness that keeps negativity at bay.

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"I guess you got the job as a critic at the student paper?"

"I guess you got the job as a critic at the student paper?" mockup

"I guess you got the job as a critic at the student paper?"

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"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis." mockup

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

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Spreading nasty rumors

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Brain and heart sweep away the negative mockup

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.' mockup

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

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'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!' mockup

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

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Nervous Oral Testing

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'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.' mockup

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

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'Simply put.'

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Piano Keyboard

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'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?' mockup

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

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Gone Bookkeepin'

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'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.' mockup

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

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"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?" mockup

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

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'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!' mockup

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

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Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.' mockup

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

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'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.' mockup

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

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"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul." mockup

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

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"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!" mockup

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

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Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ... mockup

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

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'Well done! This works much better.' mockup

'Well done! This works much better.'

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Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market. mockup

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

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'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.' mockup

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

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Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point.... mockup

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

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"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?" mockup

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

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Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

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Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard. mockup

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

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Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.' mockup

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

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Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.' mockup

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

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"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!" mockup

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

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"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism." mockup

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

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Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes. mockup

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

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'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.' mockup

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

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Negativity Ninja Gifts Collection

Negativity Ninja Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the negativity ninja with humor and wit—find the perfect cup for their clever mornings.

Negativity Ninja Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and personality to any space—ideal for negativity ninjas who love a bit of clever comfort.

Negativity Ninja Prints

Check out our prints that capture the essence of the negativity ninja—brightening rooms with wit and humor in every design.

Negativity Ninja T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts designed for negativity ninjas—fun and witty styles that make a statement and showcase their playful sarcasm.