Negativity Ninja Pillows

"I guess you got the job as a critic at the student paper?"

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

Spreading nasty rumors

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Nervous Oral Testing

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Piano Keyboard

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

'Well done! This works much better.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Financial Advisor. The next time you let your inner child out to play, don't let him play with your credit cards.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'