Negativity Connoisseur Pillows

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Bathroom Fairy

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Forever Stamp

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"I've had a few days to calm down and process things and I've come to the realization that I was wrong to have had faith in humanity."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"Daddy just got sick of money for money's sake, so here we are in Washington."