Negativity Connoisseur T-Shirts

The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Bathroom Fairy

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Forever Stamp

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Charles Dickens.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."