Anti-negativity Enthusiasts T-Shirts

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"We need to hire more women."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'A ceiling? All this time I thought it was a floor.'

"Laundry or composting?"

Traffic Light Instructions

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

"To retain our staus as an equal opportunities employer...."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'Stop that racket!'

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

'Recycling'

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

Chicken Affirmations