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The Rat Race.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

Michel de Montaigne

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

Parents compare buggies

"The carpet really brings the room together."

A grecian jug depicting a barber cutting the plum of a soldier's helmet

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

"Thank you for not taking our customer satisfaction surney at the end this call. Now I can be rude to you with impunity."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"Let's cut some rug!"

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

A rug skinned bear

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

"Oh, and remember to roll up the rug the other way when you're done so it'll lie flat again."

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The Doves of War and Peace.

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

'Exactly what do you mean, 'He's rug trained'?'

"I'm losing my edge. I can't maintain my rage through all the available news channels."